Biography

Courtesy of Elaina.

Much to my good fortune, I'm now dating a lovely British man who is composed of at least 60% carbohydrates. No, seriously. Only person I know who can go out for breakfast and get pancakes AND a muffin AND the obligatory side order of toast (because, after all, it's not really a meal without toast) — all eaten without apology and without compromising his physique. Sickening.

If I could invent a motto for him, it would be something like:

But can you put it on toast?

A fairly accurate summary, I feel.

Posted at 2006-06-06 22:02:43 by Richard • Link to Biography
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Birth

No, seriously. What?

I just lost 93 minutes of my life to this film. Imagine a script that, 20 minutes from the end, undoes its own core plot elements in what can only be described as an un-twist.

Worse than Eyes Wide Shut, which is to say it gets negative stars. Shoulda bought Aeon Flux instead; the acting would have been better, and I have more faith in the script.

Posted at 2006-06-06 00:01:09 by Richard • Link to Birth
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