Wed 11 Jan 2006

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Facts. Thanks, Anthony! This is very, very funny.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Posted at 2006-01-11 09:36:43 by RichardLink to Chuck Norris